Are you ready for a challenge? For no reason whatsoever I decided to put a game within a game into the Secret Project (aka Bachelorette Quest) by attaching a movie quote to every activity and then having them play a game where they had to guess the movie and last woman standing won. Seeing as you’re playing the home version, you just get to play against yourself (answers will be in the first comment below). Be warned, however, that, while I will give you the activity involved, quotes were selected for their thematic appropriateness and not recognition factor. Best of luck, and post your score in the comments if you get a chance.
1. Activity: Picture by the pool
Quote: “Hills that is. Swimmin’ pools, movie stars . . .â€
2. Activity: Charades
Quote: “I’m beginning to think women make the best spies.â€
3. Activity: Dress the Bachelorette
Quote: “A watch doesn’t really go with this outfit Daddy.â€
4. Activity: Baseball picture
Quote: “There’s no crying in baseball!â€
5. Activity: Acrobatics
Quote: “The Jungle is JUMPIN’!â€
6. Activity: Play a sport
Quote: “Coach, coach . . . can’t get mah helmet on coach!â€
7. Activity: Cheerleading Picture
Quote: “Wait a minute. People cheering cheerleaders?â€
8. Activity: Make the Bachelorette flinch
Quote: “It’s not a laser! It’s a little light that blinks!â€
9. Activity: Perform a cheer
Quote: “I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!â€
10. Activity: Holding hands in a line
Quote: “All you have to do is get in line. Are you achin’? For some bacon?â€
11. Activity: Tag
Quote: “Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope . . . with their teeth.â€
12. Activity: Run for time
Quote: “I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel his pleasure.â€
13. Activity: Picture with a pizza
Quote: “Or else Pizza will send out for you!â€
14. Activity: Drink a drink the fastest
Quote: “An army so big it shakes the ground, an army so vast it drinks the rivers dry.â€
15. Activity: Eat a slice of dare pizza
Quote: “This channel reserved for emergency calls only . . . Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?â€
16. Activity: Picture at a college
Quote: “Andy’s going to college. Can you believe it?â€
17. Activity: Frisbee toss
Quote: “Well, yes, of course we’re going to throw poo at them.â€
18. Activity: Give a speech
Quote: “He starts monologuing! He starts like this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him . . .â€
19. Activity: Play in a playground
Quote: “Peter Pan’s gots kids?â€
20. Activity: Compose a theme song
Quote: “Oh, he’s doing his own theme music? Big, dumb, and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.â€
21. Activity: Picture with Claim Jumper’s Prospector
Quote: “What’s that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle . . .â€
22. Activity: Superhero pose picture
Quote: “Let’s put a smile on that face!â€
23. Activity: Flying pose picture
Quote: “Whoa, kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo.â€
24. Activity: Reenact a movie scene
Quote: “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?â€
25. Activity: Picture with a giant cross
Quote: “Don’t cross the streams.â€
26. Activity: Red Light/Green light game
Quote: “Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. . . I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!â€
27. Activity: Take a picture with a maintenance man
Quote: “This is yet another example of the late neoclassical baroque period. And as I always say, if it’s not baroque, don’t fix it!â€
28. Activity: Karate pose picture
Quote: “Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off.â€
29. Activity: Stand on one leg the longest
Quote: “I know Kung Fu.â€
30. Activity: Push ups!
Quote: “I don’t know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it!â€
31. Activity: Picture on stair case or escalator
Quote: “And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time . . . that I had this dream did the knight say to me, ‘Come on baby, I’ll put you up in a great condo.’â€
32. Activity: Purse contents challenge
Quote: “Hand me my purse, will you darling? A girl can’t read that sort of thing without her lipstick.â€
33. Activity: Purse contents challenge with strangers
Quote: “Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.â€
It should probably be noted that the location for 34-36 shares a name with a Stephen King novel.
34. Activity: Picture with onion rings
Quote: “It was bad, Mama. They laughed at me.â€
35. Activity: Arm wrestling tournament
Quote: “I must admit I didn’t think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over.â€
36. Activity: Onion ring stacking challenge
Quote: “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.â€
37. Activity: Picture with bowling ball
Quote: “How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight?â€
38. Activity: Draw a picture of the Bachelorette
Quote: “Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.†(DISCLAIMER: Do not draw anyone like one of his French girls.) – Yes, the disclaimer was in the game.
39. Activity: Bowling challenge
Quote: “Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.â€
40. Activity: Picture waiting for the bus
Quote: “Well, I was wondering . . . Why I’m so lucky. Why I should find you waiting for me to come along.â€
41. Activity: Movie quote game (the one you’re doing now)
Quote: “I-I-I don’t remember opening my bag . . . Suddenly, I’m beginning not to trust my memory at all.â€
42. Activity: Bicycles! (the ab workout, not the conveyance)
Quote: “The future’s all yours, you lousy bicycle.â€
43. Activity: Picture with hay/straw/horses
Quote: “Does Aunt Ginny have a barn? We can hold the trial there. I can sew the costumes. Maybe his Uncle Goober can be the judge.â€
44. Activity: A race!
Quote: “Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning.â€
45. Activity: Make up questions for the Bachelorette
Quote: “Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!â€
46. Activity: Picture on or next to a wall
Quote: “Maria, these walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live.â€
47. Activity: Guessing a number between 1 and 1000
Quote: “I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?â€
48. Activity: Give out awards
Quote: “Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.â€
Now you can probably see why they didn’t finish the whole quest. How’d you do? Check your answers below and post your score (out of 48).
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Here are the answers, but first a little spoiler space so no one gets the answers before their time. Sing to the tune of the Howdy Doody theme (I think).
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Some lovely spoiler space
We need a little space
To avoid spoiling the answers
Okay, the last line needs work.
1. The Beverly Hillbillies
2. Charade
3. Clueless
4. A League of Their Own
5. The Jungle Book
6. Cool Runnings
7. Bring It On
8. Toy Story
9. Anchorman
10. The Lion King
11. Ice Age
12. Chariots of Fire
13. Spaceballs
14. 300
15. Die Hard
16. Toy Story 3
17. Madagascar
18. The Incredibles
19. Hook
20. The Emperor’s New Groove
21. Toy Story 2
22. The Dark Knight
23. Finding Nemo
24. Batman
25. Ghostbusters
26. Liar, Liar
27. Beauty and the Beast
28. Karate Kid
29. The Matrix
30. Shanghai Noon
31. Pretty Woman
32. Breakfast at Tiffany’s
33. A Streetcar Named Desire
34. Carrie
35. The Shawshank Redemption
36. The Shining
37. A Christmas Story
38. Titanic
39. The Big Lebowski
40. Casablanca
41. Gaslight
42. Butch Cassidy/the Sundance Kid
43. A Few Good Men
44. The Fast and the Furious
45. Good Morning Vietnam
46. The Sound of Music
47. The Princess Bride
48. Blazing Saddles
Your mother got: 5
You always knew she was out of touch. Feel free to commence laughing.